Archives

2008.10.22: Burt
2008.10.17: Football Picks, Week 7
2008.10.14: Lucky Bastard
2008.10.13: Maaaad Dogggg! Arrrrghhh!
2008.10.06: A Vikings MNF Party
2008.10.05: Selling Mac and Cheese
2008.10.01: Who's Got the Sweet Transformers Lunchbox? This Guy
2008.09.30: Don't be a sandwich, be a hero!
2008.09.24: OK, so the wristbands were probably over the top
2008.09.23: Short Attention Spans
2008.09.23: Either With the Twins or Against Them
2008.09.22: The road to Uber-Punkdom
2008.09.17: Apparently, the Russians are coming for me
2008.09.15: Can I Build It? Yes I Can
2008.09.14: Polyfro Shorts: Football Weekend Edition
2008.09.11: The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
2008.09.09: Vikings Lose, but Chester Cheeto is a Lose-r
2008.09.03: About Time
2008.09.01: I don't care to listen to your crapaganda
2008.08.29: Stories from Fantasy Football Draft '08
2008.08.27: Fantasy Football Draft '08
2008.08.26: Fondue is the New Indian Food
2008.08.24: Golfing is like Fishing, Minus the Fish
2008.08.18: Def Leppard Lets Out a Rebel Yell
2008.08.13: Polyfro in the North Woods
2008.08.11: On Fishing, Chicken Pox and Bitterness
2008.07.23: At the casino
2008.07.22: Cabbie Logic is the Greatest
2008.07.21: The Curse of X2 Strikes Yet Again
2008.07.07: Impromptu Fourth of July Road Trip
2008.06.30: Lifting my Personal Embargo on Indian Food
2008.06.29: The Storm of the Week
2008.06.27: Designer Moist Towelettes
2008.06.23: At the College World Series...Sorta
2008.06.20: Smoking Ban Party Time
2008.06.17: Independence Day
2008.06.17: Garbled Tape
2008.06.16: At the Miniature Golf Course
2008.06.12: Racing the Tornados!
2008.06.11: The Return of 1995
2008.06.09: The Circus Goes Hip-Hop
2008.06.06: Blizzard of Ozz
2008.06.04: Runnin' from the Po-Pos
2008.06.02: The Curious Tale of Frank Spaceman
2008.05.23: Yes, I Actually Liked Indiana Jones
2008.05.23: Indiana Jones is Relatively Bad-Ass
2008.05.20: Dominantly Large Beers
2008.05.18: Using an Adjective as a Noun
2008.05.15: Photo Booth
2008.05.15: All Mammals Have Webbed Feet
2008.05.13: Blades of Awesome
2008.05.12: Genius Brothers Think Alike
2008.05.09: I Give Up
2008.05.08: The Diplomat
2008.05.07: George Can Be a Drag...
2008.05.05: Birthday Presents For Me
2008.05.05: Breaking Blogs Is What I Do
2008.05.05: 30th Birthday in Des Moines, Day II
2008.04.28: 30th Birthday in Des Moines, Day I
2008.04.27: thoughts from the desert
2008.04.24: The Birthday Fortress
2008.04.22: The Museum of Max
2008.04.21: the fhqwhgads party
2008.04.21: The Tyrannical Eyeglass Regime Will Rule!
2008.04.14: The Power Hour
2008.04.10: Continental Frutiger Speaks
2008.04.09: At the Optomotrist
2008.04.08: I am NOT a Pizza Snob!
2008.04.06: the labyrinthine
2008.04.02: You Can't Watch the Twins in Des Moines
2008.03.31: The Cobra Kai Reunion Show
2008.03.27: Shopko Logo Makes Me Violently Ill
2008.03.26: Polyfro Shorts: The Broken Internet Edition
2008.03.25: Polyfro at the NCAA Tournament, Day II
2008.03.24: Polyfro at the NCAA Tournament
2008.03.19: St. Patrick's Day and Two Dollar Beers
2008.03.19: Maybe I Should Just Camp Out There
2008.03.18: Its (Almost) Always a Good Idea to Request Europe
2008.03.16: Four Classic Stories From a Night at the Dell
2008.03.14: Rebuying Stolen CD's, Eight Years Later
2008.03.12: Nap Time
2008.03.11: Twizzlers are not...I do not like them so much
2008.03.07: Live From the Honda Dealer
2008.03.04: Messing with the Wrong Cowboy
2008.03.03: AT&T, Disappointingly, Still Stinks
2008.03.03: Cliff Glypha and his Worst Nightmare
2008.02.28: It Wasn't Cliff Glypha...Oops
2008.02.27: Popular Searches: February
2008.02.27: #875
2008.02.26: The Berenguer Boogie
2008.02.25: The Skid-Out 180 Degree U-Turn
2008.02.20: Three Classic Stories from the Jays Game
2008.02.18: Quickie Review: The New Knight Rider
2008.02.18: Goulet + Hockey = Hilarious
2008.02.14: Polyfro Shorts: The "Seinfeld Syndrome" Edition
2008.02.12: Thriller:25
2008.02.12: At the Democratic Caucus
2008.02.08: Max Univers Guest Stars, Discusses Super Bowl Ads
2008.02.05: Breaking News: Van Halen Still Kicks Ass
2008.02.03: Winning the Bronze Medal in Wing Domination
2008.02.02: Back from the Dead
2008.01.23: Digital Coupons for Pizza
2008.01.21: Potpourri
2008.01.21: Axl Rose, I Am Not
2008.01.16: You Can't Watch Seinfeld in Green Bay
2008.01.14: The New American Gladiators Stinks
2008.01.13: All Aboard the Party Bus
2008.01.10: Tackling Guitar Hero on the Wii
2008.01.07: That's Hunter Thompson. STFU
2008.01.03: Fourth Place, Under Protest
2008.01.02: Bill Clinton is Taller Than You Think
2008.01.01: Welcome to 2008
2007.12.28: 41-cent Gift Card
2007.12.26: Polyfro At the Vikings-Redskins Game
2007.12.20: When the Metrodome is Awesome
2007.12.20: When Ticketmaster E-Tickets are Lame
2007.12.19: Gag Christmas Gifts, Year VII
2007.12.16: Truth & Lessons: Holiday Party Edition
2007.12.14: I am Not Sonny Bono
2007.12.13: QB #15 Approves Of This Shirt
2007.12.11: Taking Matters Into My Own Hands
2007.12.11: Snow Day
2007.12.10: Polyfro Shorts: Stairway Edition
2007.12.10: Ladies Love Cute Babies
2007.12.04: Virtually Budging In Line for Van Halen Tickets
2007.12.03: They're Just Lucky The Vikings Played at Noon
2007.12.02: Carl Takes On the BCS (Bad College Stupid)
2007.11.29: Polyfro Shorts: All-Sports Edition
2007.11.28: Townhome Owners Association Meeting!
2007.11.26: He's Givin' Him The Business
2007.11.20: I'm Not OK WIth This Being 13 Years Ago
2007.11.19: Gremlin Croissants
2007.11.16: Polyfro Shorts: The Ryan Howard Edition
2007.11.15: My First Albums
2007.11.14: Continental's Entourage Totally Loves Me!
2007.11.13: Of Garage Door Openers and Karma
2007.11.09: Polyfro Shorts: Big Trouble in Little China Edition
2007.11.08: Polyfro in NYC: Touring Yankee Stadium
2007.11.07: Polyfro in NYC: New York City Bar Crawl
2007.11.06: Polyfro in NYC: Cornhusker Beer...in New York City?
2007.11.06: Polyfro in NYC: The Man Pimps Cars, Not Ladies
2007.10.31: Remember the Vikings' Eight Straight Super Bowls
2007.10.29: Of Meat Lockers and Urinal Cakes
2007.10.25: Polyfro Shorts: The Mystery Postcard Edition
2007.10.23: Merlin Will Clean Your Carpets
2007.10.22: A Zolar X Sighting
2007.10.19: Polyfro in Denver, Part III
2007.10.16: Polyfro in Denver, Part II
2007.10.15: Polyfro in Denver, Part I
2007.10.10: Polyfro Shorts: The Ladies Man Edition
2007.10.09: A Big Freaking Gold Box
2007.10.09: Aaaaaaag
2007.10.07:
2007.10.03: Polyfro Shorts: Van Halen Bootleg Edition
2007.10.03: Dodgeball
2007.09.27: Spiders
2007.09.26: Polyfro Shorts: Master Chief Edition
2007.09.24: Dick Herculanum's "Invention Of The Month"
2007.09.24: Who Throws Four Picks In One Game?
2007.09.23: Bongo Ball and Knock-Knock Jokes
2007.09.20: Wait, I have a mailbox?
2007.09.19: Polyfro Shorts: $5 Pizza Edition
2007.09.17: Golf Pub-Crawl
2007.09.13: Frank Stallone: Street Corner Singer
2007.09.11: The NFL's New Logo is Crappeous...Or Not
2007.09.10: Double Deuce of Domination
2007.09.07: Use Design For Good, Not Evil [Part II]
2007.09.07: Use Design For Good, Not Evil [Part I]
2007.09.06: Attack of Hopluia
2007.09.05: Penguin Nose
2007.09.04: Seven Clutzy Things
2007.08.28: Joan Jett Rocks Out
2007.08.26: Apparently, I'm a Better Golfer Than I Thought
2007.08.24: Busting Out My Golf Clubs
2007.08.24: Fantasy Football Draft '07
2007.08.23: What Could Have Been
2007.08.22: Well-Designed Fantasy Football
2007.08.21: Its Preseason for ESPN Too
2007.08.20: Loverboy + Iowa State Fair = Awesome
2007.08.17: The Magical Bionic SuperMega Receiver
2007.08.15: Madden for the Wii
2007.08.14: Polyfro Shorts: The Old Lady Hitting On Me Edition
2007.08.13: The Last Time I Turned on my Wii was when?
2007.08.10: There's a Wire Protruding From My Tire
2007.08.09: The Day I Broke My Nose
2007.08.08: Is Van Halen Still Relevant?
2007.08.07: The Amazing Dripping Restaurant Ceiling
2007.08.06: While I was away...
2007.07.27: The Simpsons Movie...At Midnight
2007.07.26: Rules Are For Ninnies and Math Majors
2007.07.25: Really, Really Ridiculously Hot Wings
2007.07.24: Hey, is that Norris Day?
2007.07.20: God Bless Microsoft
2007.07.18: Polyfro In South Beach: Part IV - JT Goes to Miami
2007.07.17: Stop! Hammertime
2007.07.13: Dollar Beer Night
2007.07.12: A Knot On The Forehead
2007.07.10: Iraq's Propaganda Masterpieces
2007.07.09: The Greatest Moment In Rock History
2007.07.05: Transformers at Midnite
2007.07.02: First Hand Experience with the iPhone
2007.06.29: Polyfro In South Beach: Part III
2007.06.28: Polyfro In South Beach: Part II
2007.06.27: Polyfro In South Beach: Part I
2007.06.26: South Beach
2007.06.18: Four Bars
2007.06.14: Of Chrysanthemums and Purple Fountains
2007.06.12: Thundercats
2007.06.11: Polyfro in Cincinnati
2007.06.05: In Search of Miami Vice on DVD
2007.06.04: Vosstag: One Year Later
2007.06.01: Helvetica
2007.05.30: The Best Cure For a Strained Neck is to Lock Your Keys In Your Trunk
2007.05.25: An Animal Cracker Adventure
2007.05.22: Bios of a Fake Band
2007.05.18: BK at Subway
2007.05.18: Fortune Cookies
2007.05.16: Bruce Campbell Sings Duran Duran and its Awesome
2007.05.14: Brother Leaves Omaha
2007.05.10: Life's Too Short to Argue About This Billboard
2007.05.08: Cinco De Mayo!
2007.05.07: Cheapest. Night. Ever.
2007.05.03: Gratuitous Road Obstacles
2007.04.30: Ron Burgundy: Tennis Superstar
2007.04.26: Top Dog: The Shame Of Chuck Norris
2007.04.25: Malibu Should Have Been In Movies
2007.04.24: The Blazin' Challenge
2007.04.23: 29 Plus 25 Equals Awesome
2007.04.18: The Return of Uranium Legs
2007.04.17: Have a Banana, Have a Whole Bunch, It Doesn't Matter What You Had For Lunch!
2007.04.16: Beer Pong or Beirut?
2007.04.11: New Dodgers Script Logo is Heinous
2007.04.10: Knees
2007.03.30: Paying Our Respects to Karate Elvis
2007.03.29: Nursery Rhyme Nirvana
2007.03.27: The Genesis of "Polyfro"
2007.03.26: A Letter from Donald Trump
2007.03.23: Ranking the Classic Stories from a St. Patrick's Day Party
2007.03.22: Nickelback and Jury Duty: Deadlier Than Poison
2007.03.20: Who's Crying Now? Me, Because I Can't Set The Time!
2007.03.19: Lionel Richie Notebooks!
2007.03.15: Awesome March Picks by Me!
2007.03.13: Flapjack Earmuffs
2007.03.06: Working on the Creighton Jumbotron Video Team
2007.03.05: Being Awesome Runs In The Family
2007.03.05: Don't Talk Smack to Mother Nature
2007.03.02: A Blizzard? Ha. I Laugh At Your Weakness.
2007.02.28: Pauly Shore Once Made A Really Bad Movie About This
2007.02.26: Derek Jeter Striking Out Has Never Been This Funny
2007.02.22: The Special for Ash Wednesday is...Ribeye?
2007.02.19: Watchless
2007.02.19: The Favor is Returned
2007.02.16: Man Law: Girls Can Use Any Opening Line They Want
2007.02.14: Goals, Not Resolutions
2007.02.12: Is it Swiss Steak or Beef Stroganoff?
2007.02.06: More Heroic Than Heroes
2007.02.02: Introducing Marcoose, and Other Great Stories
2007.01.31: Awesomely Bad Sports Graphics
2007.01.29: Two of the Four Bands on my "List"?
2007.01.26: Time After Time
2007.01.22: The Poseur Polyfro
2007.01.16: Gloves Are For Chumps
2007.01.15: Good Times, All of the Time
2007.01.11: Revisiting Thor
2007.01.09: Riddle Me This? Oh, I'll...Never Mind
2007.01.08: No Super Tecmo Bowl on the Wii
2007.01.05: Hey, How About That?
2007.01.04: The Theory Of 1977
2007.01.02: Sane People Do Not Treat Weather So Cavalierly as Myself, Because I'm Nuts
2006.12.31: The Crap Left Over
2006.12.28: $50 Is Good But Its Not As Good As $150
2006.12.28: Bowl Picks '07
2006.12.27: Bod Man
2006.12.21: Finally, a Sequel to Rocky IV
2006.12.20: Creed
2006.12.19: Who Misses Their Own Party? Oh, right.
2006.12.19: A New iPod...For My Bro
2006.12.14: There's Nothing Easy About 3 Easy Payments
2006.12.13: Fantasy Football Playoffs
2006.12.12: Wolfgang's Vault
2006.12.06: Not Tone Deaf
2006.12.05: Hey Man, Is That Freedom Rock?
2006.12.01:
2006.11.28: An Idea for a New Fast Food Game
2006.11.27: The UW Owns The Letter W
2006.11.27: What If I'd Chosen Motley Crue over GNR?
2006.11.22: K-Mart DVD Specials
2006.11.22: The Truth Hurts
2006.11.21: Overheard in line at Super Target
2006.11.20: A Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Weekend
2006.11.17: The Zune Is Doomed
2006.11.16: Your Favorite Band...As Legos
2006.11.15: It's Carmex Time!
2006.11.13: 2:41
2006.11.09: Temple of the...Awesome?
2006.11.08: You've Got One More Chance, Cox
2006.11.07: Election Day: Memories of The GKP
2006.11.06: The Curse of X2 Strikes Again
2006.11.06: The Vikings Will Be The End Of Me
2006.11.03: The Mr. Peanut Vote Was Rigged
2006.11.02: "The Substitute Volleyballer"
2006.11.01: When Superstition Overrules Common Sense
2006.10.30: Mucho Macho
2006.10.27: Pine Tar Accusations
2006.10.26: Cliff Glypha Gets Married: Part III
2006.10.25: Cliff Glypha Gets Married: Part II
2006.10.24: Cliff Glypha Gets Married: Part I
2006.10.20: So Much for the Mets
2006.10.19: Memories of ShowBiz Pizza
2006.10.18: What Do Weird Al, Nookie and Kojak Have In Common?
2006.10.16: A Freakin' Tigers Cap!
2006.10.16: A Fantasy Football Ass-Beat-Down
2006.10.13: Uncle
2006.10.02: Dotting the "I"
2006.10.02: Sod
2006.09.28: Polyfro Shorts: The Kona Grill Edition
2006.09.27: Stuck At The Train Tracks
2006.09.26: The Majesty of Picture-In-Picture
2006.09.25: In A Parade...Sorta
2006.09.25: I never...
2006.09.22: Contaminated Busch Light
2006.09.21: Teh Charger
2006.09.19: Bad Jokes In The Bloodmobile
2006.09.15: Polyfro at a Husker Game
2006.09.13: Live Again From Minneapolis
2006.09.12: Live From Minneapolis!
2006.09.11: Devastation of Musculation: The Mighty Thor
2006.09.08: Thunder On The Tundra: Thor
2006.09.07: You're On Notice! II
2006.09.07: Video: Bert Drops the F Bomb
2006.09.05: Sloooooow Ride
2006.09.04: Bert Drops the F Bomb
2006.09.01: Fantasy Football Draft '06
2006.08.30: "This Song Is From The Worst Movie Ever"
2006.08.28: Polyfro at the Iowa State Fair
2006.08.18: $2 Old Styles in Lincoln
2006.08.17: M'aF'n Snakes! On a M'aF'n Plane!
2006.08.17: How 'Bout Them New Vikings Uni's?
2006.08.16: Extolling the virtues of the Pencil
2006.08.14: You're On Notice!
2006.08.09: Immigration Laws Are Screwed Up
2006.08.08: Jervis Tetch
2006.08.07: Another Lunch Hour with the DMV
2006.08.04: Lunch Hour with the DMV
2006.08.02: One-On-One Volleyball
2006.07.31: Pulled Over at 3am
2006.07.27: The MacBook is Hot...Literally
2006.07.26: "That Cute Little Car"
2006.07.25: Ladies and Gentlemen, My New Ride
2006.07.24: R.I.P., The Colorado (12.18.04 - 07.21.06)
2006.07.21: When Buying A Car Is Like "Road House"
2006.07.20: The Homy Inn 50th Anniversary Pint Glass
2006.07.20: The Twins Win...Again
2006.07.19: Transformers: Did I Miss Out?
2006.07.18: The Imminent Demise of The Colorado?
2006.07.17: Head Cold Kicks My Ass
2006.07.13: The Sun Was Brutal That Day, My Friends
2006.07.11: Perpetual Hell...a TV stuck on "Taxi"
2006.07.10: Press Your Luck Was Never This Fun
2006.07.07: Polyfro in San Francisco, Part II
2006.07.06: Polyfro in San Francisco, Part I
2006.07.05: Classic Oldies Concert Weekend
2006.06.20: Journey's Escape: The Video Game
2006.06.19: Once you're wet, you can't get more wet
2006.06.12: In Minneapolis...again
2006.06.09: Nickelback is NOT the new Journey
2006.06.08: New Management
2006.06.08: I Blame Coors Light
2006.06.07: The T-Shirt Incident?
2006.06.06: Not a Ballhog
2006.06.02: Polyfro Shorts: The FTP Login Edition
2006.06.01: Late Baseball, and a Volleyball Sweep
2006.05.31: The Curse of X-Men
2006.05.23: Come and Meet the Letter People
2006.05.22: Sunburn'd, Day II
2006.05.21: Sunburn'd
2006.05.16: Cocoa Comets were a Bad Choice
2006.05.15: More on The Office
2006.05.10: Cliff was right about The Office
2006.05.08: Failed Attempts To Steal A Cardboard Tree
2006.05.03: Lunch Hour Lateness
2006.05.03: Live From Random National Giant Chain Coffee Shop
2006.05.01: Two Hours Wasted
2006.05.01: I Love a Good Rhubarb
2006.05.01: The Demise of "Suck It Trebek"
2006.04.25: 28th Birthday Party Road Trip
2006.04.23: 28th Birthday Party In Des Moines
2006.04.20: Wondering Two Things
2006.04.20: Printed Phone Books? Whatever.
2006.04.19: Just Leave the Glasses On, Chief
2006.04.19: Opening Night '06
2006.04.18: I Will Choose Freewill
2006.04.18: The Underwear Donation Collector
2006.04.18: Easter '06
2006.04.17: Ringing The Captain's Bell
2006.04.12: The Taco Bell That Time Forgot
2006.04.11: And Now, The Rest Of The Story
2006.04.10: At The Science Center, And Other Adventures
2006.04.07: Building a G4 in 81 Degree Heat
2006.04.06: Attack of Peter Cetera
2006.04.06: Attack of Seasonal Allergies
2006.04.06: Alvarado's Twice in Four Days
2006.04.03: The Blessed Burrito
2006.03.31: This is Not a Drill
2006.03.29: Sniping the Sniper
2006.03.29: Another Fire/Bomb/Disaster Drill, Another No-Show
2006.03.28: eBay Snipers are Weak Human Beings
2006.03.27: Power Outage Outrage!
2006.03.24: A Ref Tale
2006.03.24: Primanti Bros. Revisited
2006.03.24: The ViPod Arrives
2006.03.23: The Comic Sans Candidate
2006.03.23: Comfort Breathable Socks Are Not Comfortable
2006.03.23: Cooking Part II
2006.03.23: Two Wheelin'
2006.03.23: The ViPod Leaves Shanghai
2006.03.22: I Still Hate Deal or No Deal
2006.03.21: Beaten to the Punch
2006.03.20: Deciding on a proper iPod Engraving Is Damn Difficult!
2006.03.17: You Don't Mess With My Picks. I Have Proof.
2006.03.16: 2006 Tourney Bracket, Picks, And Defending Said Picks
2006.03.13: Dreams With A "Z"
2006.03.10: Can a Man eat Taco Bell and Taco John's in the same day...and survive?
2006.03.08: Wearing an Ascot is Always a Bad Idea
2006.03.07: Kirby: 1960-2006
2006.03.06: Just Say No...To Karaoke
2006.03.01: I Hate Geese That Crap on my Grill
2006.03.01: I Hate Deal or No Deal
2006.03.01: I Hate Toyota Camrys
2006.02.28: Four Things with, well, Me
2006.02.27: Zeppelin Night at the Bar
2006.02.24: Figure Skating
2006.02.22: A Photo with Ben Affleck
2006.02.21: Death's Little Sister
2006.02.21: A Celebration Of Things Manly
2006.02.17: 1280 x 960
2006.02.16: Snow in February
2006.02.14: Adventures with a Hungry Cat
2006.02.13: Hangin' With Teh Rich Folks
2006.02.13: Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony
2006.02.13: Uncle Tom
2006.02.10: A Self-Defense on Being Selfish
2006.02.09: Out of Town Radio
2006.02.07: Super Bowl XL Ads
2006.02.06: A Saturday in Des Moines
2006.02.03: This State of Shock is Torture
2006.02.02: The Wrong BK
2006.01.31: Max Underscore
2006.01.30: Stellar Saturday: Old Friends, A Buzzer Beater, and Partying Until 4:15 AM
2006.01.27: A final dance for The Final Countdown?
2006.01.25: 795 Dollar Shots
2006.01.18: Feeling Better By Laughing At Incredible Dopes
2006.01.17: I Hate You, WikiHow, and by "Hate" I mean "Love"
2006.01.16: The Proletariat at a Country Club Wedding
2006.01.13: Max in a Suit!
2006.01.10: Polyfro Shorts: The Suit Edition
2006.01.08: Go Buckeyes
2006.01.08: Burritos at 3am is always good times
2006.01.08: Stoplight Cameras Are Evil
2006.01.06: Board the Chuck Wagon
2006.01.06: Why Bother Being Nice Anymore?
2006.01.05: The National Championship
2006.01.04: Susan B. Anthony Dollars? Surely You Jest!
2006.01.04: Its Twenty-Oh-Six, Not Two-Thousand-Six
2006.01.03: The Phantom Penalty! A Penalty For Tackling!
2005.12.30: The Day I Hate The Colorado
2005.12.29: Remember the Alamo? Good lord no
2005.12.28: Tony Soprano Beats Jimmy Kimmel In Coin Tossing
2005.12.26: An Atari For Christmas
2005.12.22: Nice.
2005.12.21: Karma
2005.12.21: Football Helmet Decals
2005.12.19: For Coke
2005.12.16: Secret Santa '05: Time For Some Shots
2005.12.15: Secret Santa '05: Cooler Ranch Doritos Are The Devil
2005.12.14: Secret Santa '05: Attack of Comic Sans
2005.12.13: Secret Santa '05: Free BK!
2005.12.12: Missed Call
2005.12.08: The Lion, The Witch, The Wardrobe, Tony Orlando, and Dawn
2005.12.07: I Convince My Mother To Buy an iBook
2005.12.05: Dancing With Myself
2005.12.02: Generic Pizzas, Fork-Legs, and the Wrath of Frodo
2005.12.01: Europe...Doesn't Rock?
2005.11.28: Vigilante Justice On The Deer Population
2005.11.28: Thanksgiving in 'Dodge
2005.11.28: Tape on Glasses = Smart
2005.11.23: The Run-Away Trash Bag
2005.11.22: My Hat 'Splode
2005.11.21: The Worst Hot Dog Ever
2005.11.21: Vicarious Living
2005.11.17: Seven Month-Old Chicken Gravy: An Experiment In Culinary Science
2005.11.16: Today's Thoughts, in Decimal-ed Sections!
2005.11.15: Before iPods
2005.11.14: [Insert Your Favorite N.W.A. Lyric Here]
2005.11.10: Searching For A Way To Wear A T-Shirt to "The Show"
2005.11.07: Get Me A Schlitz, Bitch!
2005.11.04: Now That Blogger Is Working (Temporarily?)...Recapping The Week!
2005.11.02: Do Not Mock The Colorado, Or The Colorado Will Shame You.
2005.11.01: Bitchslapped by the Vikings
2005.10.31: Michael Knight is the picture of American Machoism, and you know this.
2005.10.28: 3D TV
2005.10.28: Polyfro's Halloween Costume Ideas For The Ladies
2005.10.26: I Just Paid $22 For A Lionel Richie Spiral Notebook
2005.10.26: The Mystery of Journey at #2 on iTunes Top Songs: Solved!
2005.10.26: Name That Tune: 80s Edition
2005.10.25: The New Cell Phone
2005.10.24: The Beer Of Ninjas, The Journey Story, Here I Go Again On My Own, et al
2005.10.20: Everytime you use Comic Sans, I will punch this bunny
2005.10.19: About that new Rocky movie...
2005.10.17: It's Comcastic!
2005.10.17: The Vikings Finally Score!
2005.10.17: Anyone have a gun I can borrow?
2005.10.14: Videos in iTunes? Beat It!
2005.10.12: Up All Night with Tom Stallone
2005.10.11: The Travesty That Is "Chicago 17"
2005.10.10: SuperMatt/SuperBat Adventures!
2005.10.08: Even Chocolate Rice Cakes Are Gross
2005.10.07: Using Someone Else's Dumpster
2005.10.07: Reason No. 6718 Why I Hate the Yankees
2005.10.06: Where'd You Shop At, the Clown Store?
2005.10.05: Welcome to Wal-Mart!
2005.10.05: My New Favorite Band...of the day
2005.10.04: I Will Now Throw Up Inside My Mouth: Sox in 6
2005.10.03: I'm Back, and I've brought Europe with me
2005.09.28: Roger Ebert is a Bad-Ass MoFo
2005.09.27: RE: On The College FM
2005.09.27: On The College FM
2005.09.26: Hot Tubs & Natty Lights
2005.09.22: William Dee Williams
2005.09.21: I Don't Trust Anyone Who Doesn't Like Pizza
2005.09.19: Cliff Glypha Passes Out, Retains Death Grip on Remote
2005.09.16: Fixing the Sticky-Stickiness On My Shirt
2005.09.15: The Mr T Story Continues
2005.09.14: Short Seven Cents
2005.09.14: My Desk Chair is an Amputee
2005.09.14: A tragic trio of musical travesty
2005.09.14: No Time For Jibba Jabba
2005.09.13: Welcome to the Gun Show
2005.09.12: Meatnormous. Cheesenormous. Polyfronormous.
2005.09.12: The Best of the Best
2005.09.12: Workin' the Bar, and Bad Music Playlists
2005.09.11: Cobra Kai to Tour Again?
2005.09.09: Change is Good?
2005.09.09: Watching Tennis (Let Me Explain)
2005.09.07: The Macho Man Gives Blood
2005.09.06: Rockin' With Styx
2005.09.02: College Football is all Up-Ons!
2005.08.31: Rockin' With Foreigner
2005.08.30: Once Upon a Time...
2005.08.29: Tales from the Homy Inn
2005.08.25: Massage Day
2005.08.24: About those burgers...
2005.08.22: Taco Bell & SportsCenter, 1:30 AM
2005.08.19: Homage or Rip-Off?
2005.08.19: The Stealing of "You Bet"
2005.08.19: I Want Tacos
2005.08.16: Black and Gold = Pittsburgh
2005.08.10: Crazy Video
2005.08.09: Winning a Free Hotel Room
2005.08.08: Getting Disturbed During Entourage
2005.08.05: Tommy Lee
2005.08.04: Taking a Nap
2005.08.03: The Mocking of Mr. C
2005.08.03: A Motley Crue Moment
2005.08.02: Chicken
2005.08.01: The Mai Tai Lounge Incident
2005.08.01: Premiere of Pittsburgh: The Movie
2005.07.28: NHL's New Logo
2005.07.27: Coldplay is a High-Tech Bread
2005.07.27: Enchiladas Is Tasty
2005.07.27: BK, Zamfir and the Shuttle
2005.07.25: Resist the Propaganda of the Smarty-Pants Army!
2005.07.22: Not Taking the Bait
2005.07.21: Deleted Scene
2005.07.19: Bar Time at the Homy
2005.07.18: Intentionally Tanking a Game of Sorry!
2005.07.14: Decktales
2005.07.13: Ninja Rap
2005.07.12: Carts With a Bum Wheel Can Be Fun
2005.07.11: Polyfro in Kansas City
2005.07.07: In My Pants
2005.07.06: Cheap Sunglasses
2005.07.05: Coke Zero is Awesome
2005.07.04: When Winning is Really Losing
2005.07.01: On Stage In Pittsburgh
2005.06.30: War of the Orange Shirts
2005.06.29: My Tattoo
2005.06.29: Summer Camp for Adults
2005.06.28: Five Days in Pittsburgh
2005.06.22: Polyfro in Pittsburgh, PA
2005.06.22: The Truck Angel
2005.06.21: Polyfro at the College World Series
2005.06.20: The NBA Finals Are Officially Ridiculous
2005.06.20: Two Birthday Parties
2005.06.20: VIP Tent at the College World Series
2005.06.17: 'Zeenin Thru Lincoln
2005.06.16: Batman Begins at Midnight!
2005.06.16: Giving Him The Business
2005.06.15: A Year of Awesomeness
2005.06.14: Chia Tom
2005.06.13: If You Eat a Live Goldfish, Will It Survive?
2005.06.10: "This Is Really Freaking Hilarious"
2005.06.09: Trojan Horse of Doom!
2005.06.08: Medication for Sore Leg: Yankees Lose Again
2005.06.07: Homey Don't Play Hospitals
2005.06.06: Adventures in Marshalltown
2005.06.03: The Unedited Rick James is Funny, Too
2005.06.03: Retro Idol Not As Cool As I Thought
2005.06.03: All-Encompassing Statement
2005.06.02: Eagles Still Rock, For a bunch of Fogies
2005.06.02: Retro Idol
2005.06.01: Two Vastly Different Car Problems
2005.06.01: Pluck Yew
2005.05.31: Better Duran Duran Side Project: Power Station or Arcadia?
2005.05.30: The Bird Goes No. 2 in my McFlurry
2005.05.27: Captain Cheeseburger Loses
2005.05.26: Singing On My Deck
2005.05.25: Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
2005.05.24: I Am Not Batman. I Am A Dork.
2005.05.24: Milwaukee's Best has TV Ads?
2005.05.22: Batman to the Rescue
2005.05.21: Freeloaders
2005.05.20: You are a Wack Job, Sir
2005.05.19: Episode III at Midnight/You Bet
2005.05.18: Star Wars at Midnight!
2005.05.18: I Am Not Bill Wennington. I Am Michael Jordan.
2005.05.18: I'm Serious, Birds
2005.05.17: Good Samaritan
2005.05.17: Continental's Strange Cap
2005.05.16: Attention Birds of my Neighborhood
2005.05.13: Moth Wars
2005.05.12: The Key in my Mailbox let me Down
2005.05.12: A Key in my Mailbox...
2005.05.11: Volleyball in 70MPH Wind Gusts
2005.05.11: no really, the "Monster" shirt exists
2005.05.10: the "Monster" shirt
2005.05.09: Playing NKOTB on the Jukebox
2005.05.06: Screech Answers My Question
2005.05.05: Shoelace Diversity
2005.05.04: Max Gets a Fat Lip
2005.05.04: This is what happens when the auction ends at 1:30
2005.05.03: The NFL Won't Let Me Get a Ron Mexico Jersey
2005.05.03: New Old Games in HDTV Bigness
2005.05.02: Slipping on New Sod
2005.05.02: The Diablo 3000
2005.04.29: I Win, O.J. Loses
2005.04.28: I Have Trees!
2005.04.28: Battle Damage Colorado
2005.04.27: A Design Cocktail
2005.04.27: About "A Design Cocktail"
2005.04.27: Driving in "The Kiln"
2005.04.27: I needs the Windmill Kicks
2005.04.27: Bargains Galore