If you have yet to stop by the Chuck Norris Facts website, you need to stop reading this right now and go there.
Since Continental forwarded the site link to all of us two weeks ago, we've been cracking up every day coming up with new "facts". The set-up is simple: Chuck Norris as a Paul Bunyan-esque character. You just come up with mythologically ridiculous tales, generally involving roundhouse kicks and sexual virility, and make it as funny as possible. Because people can submit their own new Norris facts, the site is quite fluid and always has new stories. Even my buddy Cliff has got in on the action, penning a long, winded but ultimately hilarious fact:
"Hitler attempted suicide in 1945 when Chuck Norris tracked him down to a bunker in Berlin. In the time it took between pulling the trigger and the bullet hitting his brain, Hitler was was killed by a roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris. Eva Braun died from sexual exhaustion."
I gave it a 10. Then I wrote some of my own.
Michael Jordan owns a Chuck Norris jersey.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, he doesn't need a covered wagon because he carries his family, food, clothing and water on his back. They never die, and he always gets to Oregon faster than you.
Chuck Norris can take a Number 2 standing up.
However, since the site was featured in the Washington Post, its gone from an underground site to being ripped off by posers and punks who have stolen the facts and started rogue sites.
Posers.
You bet.
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