My buddy John, while in Los Angeles on business, was cruising around the boulevards and, um, drives, and avenues and things, in the company Mercedes and, well, I'll let him tell you. He's a lot more succinct than me.
I was listening to KROQ here in LA this morning and heard some information that might change your life. Mr. T is going to have his own talk show on TV Land. And the name of the show...you guessed it, "I Pity The Fool".
John
Holy I-aint-gettin-on-no-plane-sukka, Batman! Now, its not that I didn't believe John initially -- could you blame me if I didn't though? -- but this seemed so unbelievable, I just had to do some research. I called up my crack research team Keyboard and Mouse, and together we attempted to get to the bottom of this. And...
Its true. Only its not a talk show, its something much much better -- a self-help show where Mr. T gives real people advice on both personal and professional problems.
Oh. My. God. Mr. T as a motivational guru! Using his own personal experiences as a basis for forming a philosophy of helping people! To paraphrase Ron Burgundy of Channel 4 News in San Diego, Mr. T will be like a giant Buddha, covered in gold chains.
Sal Maniaci, head of development for TV Land, told Zap2It.com, "We are very excited to work with Mr. T and Lions Gate on 'I Pity The Fool'. By putting Mr. T in an unfamiliar environment, viewers will have the experience of seeing him back up his famous words and attitude with concrete actions."
I think it goes without saying that when helping these guests sort out their travails, no jibba jabba will be allowed.
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