I'm at Subway at lunch today, and I got totally busted checking out this girl who was in line in front of me. So I attempted to talk my way out of trouble. "I'm sorry, I was just trying to see what kind of chips you were holding, I'd never seen that kind before."
She showed me a bag of Fritos. Man, it couldn't have been some nasty off brand I'd never heard of, could it. Cos there's lots of ways to get a made-up story going off that. But Fritos? Well...
"What are they called? Fritos? I think I've heard of those. They're supposed to be pretty good, I think. I'll have to try 'em sometime!"
Yep. Just another day in Polyfroland, I mean, Paradise.