Its day two of Secret Santa, and today I received a Nerf Secret Target Strike gun. It attaches to your keychain for maximum miniature sniper fun. Two Micro Darts are included.
This is going to be trouble. Yesterday I get chocolate to get my sugar energy up, now they give me a dart gun. Oh boy.
And with the cubicle walls in our new office, if you peel away the cord cozy on the wall, you can gun someone down THROUGH THE WALL. Phenominal.
Can I be stopped? Polyfro Magic Eight Ball sez: All signs point to NO!
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My secret person received a Lavender scented candle from me today. Yeah, its no fun, but she's a girl. What do you expect? Show me a girl you can buy a Nerf Secret Target Gun for, and I'll show you a surgically-changed ex-dude.
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Just shot another person who had the gall to sneak up on me in my cubicle. Right in the head. The little suction cup stuck to his "I'm Bald, Lets Oil Up My Melon So You Can See Your Reflection" greasy forehead. I hope it isn't ruined. The dart, I mean. I could care less about his finely oiled head. Believe me, I'd have shot him in the crotch if I was that compassionate.
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