March 2006 Archives

The Bitter End

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I'm writing this at 10:36 pm, Monday March 20. I am very, very upset -- the most upset I have ever been after a sporting event. This is going to be rambling, its going to be nonsensical, and its going to be ugly. If any Miami fans make it here, none of this is directed at you -- your team played its ass off and beat the Jays tonight, and I offer my congratulations and a wish for an NIT title for you. I apologize. Ask me in two hours and my response will be tempered. But I need to vent, and the results should be interesting for you to read. Consider this the document of a temporary madman. You've been warned...

Jays lose 53-52 to Miami in the second round of the NIT. With 2.6 seconds left in a tie game, Miami's Guerremo Diaz drives the lane, Dane Watts gets in position and waits for two steps, defends the shot, which is missed. Jays get the rebound, and a whistle is blown. A WHISTLE IS BLOWN! Foul on Watts. FOUL ON WATTS!

The place comes apart. I've been watching Dana Altman for 10 of his 12 years at CU, and I have never, ever, EVER seen that look. He had the Wrath Of God eyes on Eugene Crawford, the lead official from the A-10 crew. Diaz sinks one of two free throws, and Miami goes ahead 53-52. Booing like I've never heard at a Creighton game. I don't even know what I yelled -- I think I made up more new swear words than exist (because, really, if I don't even know what Foopin' Crapplin' Horseback Punter Goon means, the little kids around me certainly won't, and more importantly, their parents). Timeout Jays.

M-V-C! M-V-C!

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Here's a hair-brained, hackneyed idea to chew on this Monday morning:

Peace in the Middle East is possible. All they need is Jim Nantz, Billy Packer and Digger Phelps to go on worldwide television and call into question their collective integrity and belittle them in front of millions.

I had this thought as I sat at the bar Friday night as my friends and I drank pitcher upon pitcher of green beer. Along with about half the bar, I found myself rooting -- loudly at times -- for Bradley. For the Bradley Braves! The day before, when Wichita State put an absolute beat-down on Seton Hall, I was happy as if Creighton had won. Hell, when Missouri State won in the NIT Friday night, I took a drink for them.

Four Years Ago Today

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Four years ago yesterday, Creighton beat Florida in the NCAA Tournament. Last night, I watched a DVD of that game to reminisce. (Yes, I'm that big of a dork that I have old Creighton games on DVD. A whole bunch of them, actually. Every NCAA game of the Dana Altman era, and a bunch of assorted MVC tourney games and regular season dandies, all converted onto DVD for posterity.)

Anyway, I'd forgotten so much of how that game went. I remembered the overtimes but the rest of the game it was like watching again for the first time. What's always most fun in watching these "classic" games is the feature stories the reporters do. In this game, CBS' sideline reporter showed Father Hart on the bench wearing one of his famous hawaiian shirts that he'd bought at the Rainbow Classic in 1987, and announcer Tim Brando said "They're from Omaha, home of Boys Town and Father Flanagan...and apparently, Father Love Boat." Of course, Brando is also the guy who kept calling Terrell Taylor "Terry". Warrants mentioning.

Stood Up for the Dance

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After the Jays' defeat two Friday's ago in St. Louis, things looked bleak for an at-large NCAA tourney bid. Still, I held out hope and managed to stay positive, with a week of basketball to play and many, many chances for other at-large teams to shoot their own collective feet.

As the week wore on, things broke the Jays way. Xavier won. Gonzaga won. San Diego State won. Nebraska won, but not too much. Florida won. And when I woke up early Sunday morning (too early, the sound of small hail pellets on the roof of my house rudely awakening me from my slumber), things were looking up.

Sports Illustrated had the Jays back in their bracket after a two-week absence. Jerry Palm still had them in. They were still out on Lunardi's ESPN Bracketology, but Clark Kellogg and Seth Davis on CBS' pregame show both had them "in". My head was spinning. But things were looking up. In fact, I was starting to have confidence they would be in -- something I had not been so sure of when I got home from the bars Saturday night.

And so I watched Florida-South Carolina with an absolute sense that if Florida could win -- thereby keeping sub-.500 South Carolina from stealing a bid -- that the Jays would be dancing. South Carolina fought back and tied it with one minute to play, and I was pissed. You'd think Creighton was playing! And when Florida won the game on a last-second shot, I yelled "You bet!", sure a bid had been secured.

Then the countdown to 5 o'clock came. My neighbor asked me who I thought Creighton would play and I told him the same thing I'd posted on the Bluejay Cafe earlier -- seed and opponent were not a concern, because beggars can't be choosers. Just get in, baby.

The Selection Show

Could there be in any more ads in this damn thing? Its excruciating enough, yet CBS drags it out 10 minutes before revealing the first region. Of course, this happens every year so I should be used to it by now.

First up, the Atlanta bracket. One Valley team -- Southern Illinois, and they're an 11 seed. Some people were upset at the low seed, but remember, SIU wasn't in until they won the automatic bid last weekend, so that's not necessarily a bad omen.

Then I saw the Oakland bracket. And Bradley. And their 13 seed. A 13? Really? But I had very little time to give this revelation the full Tom is Pissed treatment, as Alabama's name soon popped up. Alabama, a 17-12 team from the SEC whose presence seemed to hint that the power conferences were going to once again get undeserving teams in.

But as it turned out, seeing Alabama's name pop up was just the appetizer. Because in the Washington, DC bracket, the Air Force Academy appeared. The Falcons were in no one's bracket except the one that mattered. Their presence in the field literally made me temporaily insane. If I had committed a homicide at that moment, I could have used the insanity defense at my trial because...wait, Air Force? Are you kidding me?

This is an insult and an affront. As Adam Glatzyk at CollegeHoops.net put it,

"Taking injuries or eligibility issues into consideration also is now out, at least for some teams. Teams like George Washington and Creighton, one of which got shafted in its seed, the other had the insult of being told its season was worse than Air Force (again, zero top 50 wins this year, or six less than the Bluejays). It's pretty clear that, unlike what we've been told forever, conference does indeed matter. If SEC teams had the seasons that the top six MVC teams had this year, there would've been no question of their NCAA credentials. But when a league like the Valley came out of nowhere and surprised everyone, the committee soiled itself not knowing what to do. In the end, they did exactly what they said they don't do, they counted down (low seeds for Southern Illinois, Bradley) or out (Missouri State, Creighton) the Valley teams because they were Valley teams."

I'm not going to let this go. In fact, I'm getting worked up all over again. Seriously, Air Force? Air Force had one Top 50 game, a loss at Washington. They played two non-Division I teams in the non-conference schedule. 17 of their 22 D-I wins are against teams ranked outside the Top 100 of the RPI. Non conference strength of schedule is 273. 273! GOOD LORD! Oh, by the way, Air Force also lost in the first round of the MWC tournament...to 13-18 Wyoming.

Time out to cool down...

Wichita State also showed up in this bracket as a 7 seed. Good for the Shockers, first bid since 1988 for them. Just the third team for the Valley so far though. Will they only get three?

The Minneapolis bracket offered hope, considering maybe the committee decided to keep two Valley schools close to home. Right? A guy can hope, can't he?

Northern Iowa is the only one. No Missouri State, despite an RPI of 21. No Creighton. I'm still pissed about Air Force.

Jim Nantz and Billy Packer

These two assclowns started their stellar evening by revealing two at-large bubble teams early, when Billy Asspacker made the off-hand comment, "Wisconsin-Arizona is an intriguing 8-9 matchup". You're kidding me, right? He just revealed two teams from an as-yet revealed bracket? What a clown.

After the brackets were revealed, I made the grevious error of not changing the channel. Because after the break, CBS let Jim Nantz and Billy Packer interview Chairman Littlepage. This is where I absolutely hit the roof.

Nancy Nantzy: "We like the little guy as much as the rest of you, but I just keep looking at these Missouri Valley and Colonial teams, and I just can't see how they get as many bids as the ACC. Their supposedly tough non-conference schedule? (rattles off Bradley and George Mason schedules, then scoffs)"

Littlepage responds, but is cut off by an extradinarily rude Billy Packer:

Billy Asspacker: "There needs to be more thought put into this. Over the last two years, the ACC has 25 wins in the tournament, Missouri Valley has 1. They need to consider things over a five-year span. Are these Missouri Valley teams going to be in the Sweet Sixteen? Will they be in the Final Four?"

Littlepage defends his committe, but again, Nantzy cuts him off.

Asspacker: "Would Bradley win in the ACC? Would Northern Iowa? In the Big XII or the Big Ten? In the Big East? No! I'm looking at these teams and it just makes no sense to me how you can say they're better than Cincinnati, than Florida State. Ridiculous."

Littlepage starts to respond, gets out two words, "The 65..." and Nantz cuts him off. The CBS camera doesn't cut away quite soon enough, and captures Littlepage shrugging and rolling his eyes. The man had just been absolutely attacked on TV. The most unprofessional, rude treatment I've ever seen. Nantz and Packer ought to be ashamed of themselves, but I know better than that. They never went back to him for another response, but continued attacking both him and the Missouri Valley conference.

Now, I'm not exactly pleased with the work of Chairman Littlepage either, but that interview actually made me feel sorry for the guy. The way he was accosted, completely unnecessarily, for a point that made absolutely no sense in the first place? I felt bad for the guy. Yes, there were mistakes in this bracket. Its a mess. But Nantz and Packer, in their haste to rip on the Missouri Valley, ignored the things they should have been questioning. Which was the whole point of the interview.

So to sum up, they conducted themselves in a completely unprofessional manner while failing to accomplish what should have been a fairly straight-forward interview. And they still have jobs how?

Thankfully, Clark Kellogg and Seth Davis argued against them and CBS closed the show with their more level-headed, researched analysis.

And after the show, Nantz and Packer were fired for their unprofessional behavior. (Not really, but I can dream, right?)

The NIT

So the Jays get an NIT game Thursday night against the winner of Temple and Akron. Whatever. I'll break this game down later. Right now I need to finish off this 40 of Colt 45.

Missouri State

The Bears have to be absolutely suicidal. An RPI of 21 and they don't get in? In 2001 they don't get in with an RPI of 33? What did they do to piss off the committee? If I'm a Bear fan I'm considering legal options. I'm considering a BCS-style lawsuit similar to the WAC in football. What a joke.

I got my hopes up

What hurts, I think, more than anything is I did something I swore I wouldn't: I got my hopes up. And then I was crushed.

I'll get over it. Go Jays, lets at least win the damn NIT if we're gonna play in it. Lets take down John Cheney and Temple.

You bet.

Final Thoughts Before Selection Sunday

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On Second Thought...

I've given Doug Gottleib a fair amount of grief over the two-plus years he's been on ESPN as an analyst. Mainly because I disagreed with his opinions. But when I'm wrong, or when someone changes, I'm the kind of guy who will admit he was wrong and apologize.

Over the past week, Gottleib has become my favorite talking head on ESPN, summarily taking on and down the likes of Digger Phelps, Jay Bilas, Hubert Davis, et al. Collegehoops.net summed up my thoughts exactly, so I'll just quote them instead of rehashing it:

"...have to say that Doug Gottlieb's work in the studio for ESPN this week has been a breath of fresh air. Really enjoying his willingness to challenge the other ESPN heads, who haven't seen a bubble team yet from the Big East, Big 10 or ACC that they'd keep out. Most of them come across as downright apologists and think it doesn't matter if you beat good teams so long as you play them. Gottlieb has presented the seldom publicized view from the other side; if anything he's guiltier of being too critical more than the opposite. His criticism of the non-conference schedules of Texas A&M and Florida State has been right on. He's also pointed out how, with so many chances to beat good teams, a Syracuse, Michigan or Cincinnati should at least prove they can win those games with some regularity, not just play close. What an idea-not just play a tough schedule, but win some of the games! No one will ever confuse the guy for a lawyer like Jay Bilas or a basketball nerd like Rick Majerus (that description is meant with affection), but his studio analysis and its originality have blown away that done by anyone else on the Four-Letter Network this season."

Right on.

Gary Williams is a Doofus

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The Washington Post ran an article this week, with quotes from several high-profile coaches upset at the rise to prominance of the MVC. It incensed me, so I thought I'd tear it apart a bit today and have some fun.

But some coaches, whose teams also are jockeying for tournament bids, suggest privately and publicly that the Valley's RPI credentials are inflated, and that they have outsmarted the computer formula. Doug Elgin, the Valley's commissioner, has heard coaches such as Houston's Tom Penders refer to the Valley's "hype machine" and such analysts as ESPN's Jay Bilas say the selection committee needs to look beyond RPI numbers.

"Any major coach hiding behind that notion that we have cracked the code, tell that coach to come play our teams and see how overrated we are," Elgin said. "That notion that we have somehow outsmarted the system is a bunch of crap. . . . It's easy to make those statements when you're not willing to back it up."

The End Of The Road? Never!

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A quarterfinal loss to Bradley had many Jays fans crying "The End Is Near!", and making plans for an NIT game at the Qwest. But lets consider some things before we get too disappointed. This team, after all of the injuries, scratched and clawed to 19 wins and a second-place finish in the sixth-best league in America. And all of that scratching and clawing left them broken down, gassed, and unable to finish the final game they needed to clinch a berth in the NCAA Tournament.

It sucks, sure, but until 5:30 on Selection Sunday, don't rule out a berth just yet. I think they've still got a better than 50/50 chance of being in. I will be happy to be wrong if they don't because dammit, I'm going to positive here and make a bold prediction: the Jays are in, along with:

Southern Illinois, Wichita State, Northern Iowa, and Missouri State. Bradley stays home.

Turn-Back-The-Clock Weekend

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Turn Back The Clock days are commonplace in the NBA. They're a fun novelty event for the whole family: teams in vintage uniforms, retro prices on food and drinks, and sometimes they even deck the arena out to "look" retro. But the changes are cosmetic: the rules don't change, and the game is still the same.

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The Missouri Valley Conference tournament was host to a Turn Back The Clock weekend this past week, and apparently forgot to send the memo out. And the changes were not cosmetic in nature: the uniforms, prices and arena were still very much present-day. The three point shot was still in effect, the shot clock was in place, and the players were not in canvas Chuck Taylors. No, the changes this weekend were in the games themselves. And the games were some of the worst college basketball I've seen in years. The entire weekend was filled with games played in the 40s, hand checks, chest bumps, grabbing, pushing, and turnovers. What it wasn't filled with was any semblance of offensive flow, competant shooting, or made baskets. Folks, its an old cliche and a redundant one at that, but it certainly applies here: the only thing offensive this weekend was the offense.

Seriously, does anyone want to watch these slugfests? It used to be Southern Illinois was the only team that played this rough, physical brand of ball in the Valley. But this weekend, everyone co-opted that style, and it wasn't pretty.

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