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Jun
By Max Univers | Posted on: June 28, 2010 |

In 1986, I was eight years old and the perfect age when MTV resuscitated the Monkees career by showing a marathon of their old TV show. Dubbed “Pleasant Valley Sunday” after their song of the same name, and shown on a Sunday (how clever) the show found a new audience. Along with millions of others, I loved it, much to the surprise and delight of parents everywhere, who had grown up with the Pre-Fab Four. The appeal of the early Monkees records is unmistakable; remove the stigma that critics have attached to them, and there’s dozens of amazing pop songs in their catalog. It could be argued that they were the first American boy band. And if you buy that argument, then their late-60s rebellion against the very pop sound that made them famous makes a lot more sense. They were hoping to age with their audience, to grow musically while maintaining their current fans and simultaneously earning new ones. Nearly every boy band since has attempted this transformation, either as a group or as solo artists, with varying levels of success.

The notion that they were a fake band always was a bogus claim — the same session musicians who contributed music to the Monkees provided music to early Byrds and Beach Boys records, too, with no criticism from the rock press — but once that ball started rolling downhill in 1967, it was impossible to stop. The mature audience they coveted thought they were a joke, and solid albums like “Headquarters” and “Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones, Ltd.” were not as commercially successful as their first two blockbusters. Their TV show was canceled in the winter of 1968, and when their fifth album was released that spring, it became their first to not hit #1.

Though it had been just two years since their massive debut, the country was such a vastly different place in 1968 that it might as well have been twenty years later. The counterculture had taken over pop music, and it was hard to imagine a band less hip than the Monkees.

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27
Jun
By Max Univers | Posted on: June 27, 2010 |

Confession: until I watched it last weekend, the only Marlon Brando movie I’d seen EVER was Superman. I’m dead serious. This is a disgrace for a 32-old, and its something I’m attempting to rectify through my Netflix Adventures that will be chronicled here.

I can’t explain why I had not watched The Godfather prior to college. I can, however, explain why I didn’t see it once I got there, and for many years after.

When I was about 12, a movie starring Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfus came out called “What About Bob?” My brother and I both thought it was hilarious; our mom didn’t agree. Not for the usual generational gap reasons, either; she worked with a relentlessly needy co-worker whose eerie similarity to “Bob” made the movie unwatchable. Totally understandable, right? That’s how The Godfather became for me in college and for many years afterward.

When I was in college, I knew a guy who liked to pretend he was a Godfather. He was Italian and really, truly believed he was some mutant hybrid of all the Corleone men from the movies. He’d lecture people about respect — not Aretha Franklin respect, but kiss the ring respect — and about never taking a stand against the family. I suppose a bunch of college guys all interested in beer and ladies could loosely be called a family, but whatever. When he shared a house with me and three other guys for two years, it got worse because I was around him all the time. I heard him actually tell people when he was drunk that he was a “Don” and that without him, all of his friends would struggle to get by; they needed his protection and advice. It was pathetic and ridiculous then; its even moreso as I write it now, a decade later.

I had never seen The Godfather or its two sequels, but when I was around him I lied and pretended I had whenever the movie came up, then quickly changed the subject. It wasn’t terribly difficult; so many scenes and storylines are pop culture staples that even people like me, who hadn’t seen the movies, were familiar with them. I knew some dude winds up with a horse’s head in his bed, that Brando talks like he has cotton in his mouth, that one of the sons gets blown away at a toll booth, and that Fredo betrays the family. These are things I think everyone knows, whether they’ve watched the movies or not.

My patience for 3-1/2 hour movies is pretty marginal; even less so when the prospect of someone adding “expert” commentary to it is highly probable, explaining the Sicilian culture and the Catholic symbols, etc. He watched the movies frequently, and I never joined in. After college, when I was glad to lose contact with him, I was in no hurry to watch the movies either.

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27
Jun
By Max Univers | Posted on: June 27, 2010 |

For years, I listened to my friends expound on the virtues of Netflix. I laughed and talked instead about how I bought every movie I wanted to watch at home, because if I was going to pay for a DVD, I wanted to own it — not just rent it. I never, ever had a Blockbuster card for this very reason. And the vast shelves of DVDs in my basement are a testament to this line of thinking. Streaming movies via an Xbox? Surely the quality is sub-par and not worth my time.

I’m here to tell you I was foolhardy, nay, wrong. When streaming came to the Wii, I decided to give it a one-month free trial and I’ll be damned if I wasn’t hooked in half that time. It wasn’t that I could instantly stream entire seasons of great shows I refused to buy on DVD like Magnum PI or the A-Team, either. I was suddenly compiling a list of movies dozens deep of movies I’d always wanted to watch, but never wanted to buy — and which were never on the plethora of movie channels I get on cable at a convenient time.

Many of these movies are bonafide classics, and yet here I was, watching them for the first time. That’s how we arrive at today, the relaunch of a former internet sensation in a new format. Polyfro.com, the blog, returns to document my reactions and reviews of the movies I watch on Netflix, to capture my thoughts as I watch flicks I’d (mostly) never seen. The reviews will usually weave stories from my own life into them, because that’s what I do. And hopefully you will enjoy them. I hope to.

You bet.

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