Truth:
Wassail is tasty.
Lesson:
But only if you let it cool off slightly before drinking it.
But Wait, There’s Less:
I burned my lower lip completely off my face by drinking a hearty gulp immediately after pouring it. (Not really; but I did jump back about two inches on contact, and my lips were chapped until Sunday)
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Truth:
Comments about “meat” are usually hilarious, even if you’re really just talking about meat.
Lesson:
Especially when Cliff Glypha is within earshot.
But Wait, There’s Less:
Continental Frutiger, a vegetarian, removed the ham from his Jimmy Johns Finger Sandwich and asked, “Anyone want my meat?” Cliff turned around, and I’ll let you guess what he said…