1. One Two Three Four, tell me that you love me more…Sleepless long nights, that is what my youth was for. SOMEONE STOP THIS COMMERCIAL. NO MORE FEIST!

2. So I hear Halo 3 came out this week. Actually, I wouldn’t have known if it wasn’t for Cliff Glypha waiting in line, in the pouring rain, to buy the game at midnight. I’m sure its fun, if you’re into that sort of thing. First-person shooters are not my style. Throwing touchdown passes is my style. Bowling is my style. Shooting some nondescript enemy in the face with a bazooka is not my style.

We played against a guy at volleyball Tuesday night who kept insisting everyone call him Master Chief. I called him Master Dork. He says Halo 3 is the Harry Potter of video games, and he couldn’t wait to get home to play it after volleyball. Myself, I couldn’t wait to go have a beer at the bar after volleyball, but that’s just me.