1. If I hear one more person say some variant of “Wow, O.J. got arrested and a Clinton is running for President, did we get transported back in time?”, I will commit multiple felonies myself. STOP.
2. Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready Pepperoni Pizzas for $5 are the greatest innovation in pizza, maybe ever. Last week, I stopped and got one on the way to volleyball, walked into the bar with the pizza, and enjoyed it. Mama’s Pizza might be better, but you have to plan ahead, order it, and wait. Who has time to plan ahead?
4. Target’s collection of $1 Office goodies is dominant. Dwight Schrute stress ball heads, pen and pencil sets, notepads, and magnets. All for just $1. They’re in the dollar aisle, and you need to buy them. The Dwight security badge magnet is worth $5 by itself, but you get three others and the entire set is just $1. One of them is an action shot of Karate Dwight smacking Karate Michael. Buy them now before they’re all gone.