Saw a guy today with a TROGDOR bumper sticker. It was awesome. If you don’t know who Trogdor is, may god have mercy on your soul. Actually, may the devil burninate your soul, after he’s done burninating the peasants and the countryside.
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You know Aerosmith’s Crazy video, where Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler bust out of school and joyride in a Mustang convertible? Well, today at lunch when I went home, I almost rolled The Colorado (again) when I saw, sitting at a stoplight — ironically — two really really hot girls in a convertible. Almost forgot to stop at the light. The FedEx truck in front of me wouldn’t have liked that too much. Now, granted they weren’t actresses, and it was a Sebring, not a Mustang, but still, not something you see every day.
It was fun while I sat there. Not that I was looking or anything. But the bastard FedEx truck decided he was going to drive 30 mph in a 45 zone. Ladies, long gone. I was pissed. Lots of irrational statements, some of which may or may not have actually been english, came screaming from my mouth. And as Fort quickly became two-lane, I was stuck behind this truck for the forseeable future.

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