You know, its really a poor decision to write an article after getting back from a party, and then publish it up here. But there I was on Friday night, venting my bloodthirsty anger at the birds that have taken up residence in my garage and started to build a nest; several thousand words, many of them making me sound like some kind of deranged lunatic. I titled the post “I Will Kill Your Babies”. Yeah. I know.
No one wants to kill any babies, least of all me. That’s why I had to chase these birds out NOW, before that unpleasant scenario presents itself.
Anyway, I woke up Saturday morning and pulled it down. Here’s a greatly edited version.

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